mum's the best! she's someone whom i can call the craving saviour. after days, weeks, months and years (okay, actually one. and i've got nurul to prove it! and yes nurul, i haven't got my tauhuay since last year. HAHA) craving for tauhuay, Mum finally got me a on Sunday morning. It was heaven.
& I've found a record-breaking nose digger. this auntie who boarded the train at Punggol mrt station and alighted at Outram Park. And yes, she was digging throughout the whole train journey. Not kidding. Swear. Sumpah. Tak bedek. Bo kidding. Adding to that, while wanting to pull out her finger from her nostril to check her nails for ooey-gooey green stuff, she left one of those stuff on her upper lip. it was fucking gross. I was wishing that she'd just wet her lips for once, allowing her tongue to sweep her upper lip and taste the wonderful taste of the new and improved of what can be the next best icecream topping. she was with her husband/brother/god knows who, and i think he must be used to it to let her continue digging throughout the whole journey. thank god i wasn't sitting next to her or i might have been attacked by her nosewax while she flicks them out of her fingernails. oh wait. sitting opposite her doesn't help much either. oh well.
and yours truly presents to you PATRICK THE STARFISH!
the one who is our german exchange student.
the one who is as kiasu and as kanchong as a typical singaporean.
the one who thinks he's handsome.
the one who girls are crazy about.
the one who smells like my dad.
the one who is the teacher's pet.
the one who goes A'AH SIOL when he actually means 'yes'. (:
and yours truly shall also present to you THE Boyfriend.
the one who looks like a matrep.
the one who smokes a hell lot.
the one who makes me smile.
the one who gives me surprises.
the one who makes me worry.
the one who lost his handphone, just like me.
the one who thinks he's fat.
the one with the enormous leg muscles.
the one with the twitching fingers.
the one who gives me plenty of hugs.
the one i truly miss!
okay uh, i look super fat here but judging from the face, i look blessed. Can't you see the GLOWWWWW (background angelic music) on my face? It's like i can almost feel the angels around me! Oh wait, that's Fifi. :x
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